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<br />Wels~h. Dennis <br /> <br />From: <br />Sent: <br />To: <br />Subject: <br /> <br />Dean Wittman [dean@supercal.com] <br />Monday, August 03,19982:03 AM <br />jokes@supercal.com <br />Joke List - Novels <br /> <br />If you know of anyone that might enjoy these jokes please have them <br />email jokes@supercal.com to be added to the list. If you have a good <br />clean joke please send it to jokes@supercal.com. If we like it and <br />have not used it already, we will send it to everyone. <br /> <br />180 people currently get this joke list. Please tell your friends and <br />family so we can hit SOot!!!! <br /> <br />One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate <br />her class. She told them that she would read a quote and the first <br />student to correctly identify who said it would receive the rest of <br />the day off. She started with "This was England's finest hour." <br />Little Suzy instantly jumped up and said, "Winston Churchill." <br /> <br />"Congratulations said the teacher you may go home." <br />The teacher then said, "Ask not what your country can do for you." <br />Before she could finish this quote, another young lady belts out, <br />"John F. Kennedy". <br /> <br />'Very good" says the teacher, "you may go." Irritated that he has <br />missed two golden opportunities, Little Johnny said, "1 wish those <br />girls would just shut up." <br /> <br />Upon overhearing this comment, the outraged teacher demanded to know <br />who said it. Johnny instantly rose to his feet and said, "Bill <br />Clinton. I'll see you Monday." <br /> <br />1 <br />